The poker world is buzzing with talk of the inaugural “Mirage Main Event,” a high-stakes tournament with a shocking $8,000,000 guaranteed prize pool—a figure many pros whisper is mathematically impossible for the buy-in. Last night, the bubble burst on a field of completely unknown players. The final 27 includes “The Quiet Call,” a player who has check-raised every single flop, and “Double-Barrel Dave,” who never makes a continuation bet. The final table is set for a showdown that will either make a fake tour legendary or expose the biggest bankroll bluff in poker history. All eyes are on the river as this surreal event plays out.